Sunday, September 21, 2008

But Is He As Accurate As Cheney

“I guarantee you, Barack Obama ain't taking my shotguns. I got two and if he tries to fool with my Berretta, he's got a problem.”

Sarah Palin?

No. It was Joe Biden, speaking before a crowd in coal country Virginia.


There is talk of putting together a new VP search committee.

"I didn't pick Hillary because I was afraid she'd pull out a knife and do a 'Jesse Jackson' on me.
Now I got this crazy white guy threatening to shoot me."

Obama is now tipping his Secret Service detail more than the standard 20 %.

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