Saturday, September 20, 2008

No Really, I'm Serious

In an attempt to rally her disenfranchised base to come out and vote for Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton has begun a new voter outreach program dubbed,

"Hillary Sent Me."

The name of the program was not Hillary's first choice.

She proposed several names that were ultimately nixed by the Party.

They began graciously enough with,

"He may not be the future of the Party but he's all we've got."

then it got a little too wordy,

"I really don't like this anymore than you do, but I have this huge campaign debt, and Barack has promised to... blah blah bah"


to just plain acceptance of reality,

"Oh just hold your nose and do it."

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