With all the latest turmoil on Wall street comes calls for new rules and regulations.
Instead of Golden Parachutes, luxury penthouses and East River yacht clubs, new severance packages will be more likely to include a chain, a cinder block and a row boat ride to the middle of the East River.
Questioned on the current crisis, one former CEO said he was really glad to be out of the game. His days are less complicated and his assets are solid.
"I'm getting three squares a day, I've got half a carton of cigarettes and plenty of soap on a rope," said federal inmate and former Enron CEO, Jeffrey Skilling.
When asked if he had any advice for his former peers, Mr. Skilling just smiled and said,
"We'll leave the light on."
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