Wednesday, October 22, 2008

How Do You Spell Recession?

The Republican National Committee has reportedly spent more than $150,000 to clothe and accessorize Sarah Palin and her family.

Bill O'Reilly has signed a new contract with Fox News. Four more years at ten million a year.

85 year old Viacom chief, Sumner Redstone and his wife of five years are divorcing. The split was amicable with the ex Mrs. Redstone, 46 year old Paula Fortunato, receiving at least $5 million.

And in other news...
Joe Six Pack is down to one Tall Boy a day
Joe the Plumber has pawned all of his tools except for his plunger
and Main Street will now be one way and a dead end.

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