Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Live From St. Louis.....

After much wrangling and gridlock, Congress believes that they might have finally come up with a solution to the financial crisis.

This Thursday's Vice Presidential debate will now be Pay Per View.

"With the revenue and the residuals and all the DVD sales from this baby, we could bail out Wall Street and still have money left over for the special interests...er, I mean tax payers."

If they could just get the foreign rights, they'll be knee deep in it.

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